sometimes i can be very silly

so i've been taking vitamin d to help my energy blah blah blah.  i went to the health food hippie store like a good little vitamin girl should.  i talked to the nice lady and she helped my find my vitamins.  i calculated which one was the better deal like a good little cheap-skate should and bought the liquid dropper form. i went home and started taking it, after i read the directions of course because i'm a good little girl.  i took it for a month.  then, one day, my sweetie pie felt sick with a cold and i offered him some vitamin d like a good little wife should.  he read the directions, like a good little boy should, and took four drops in a shot of water.  this surprised me.  it surprised me because i had been taking four droppers FULL a day like an idiot little girl does.  we googled it and fortunately i was only taking 20,000 IU's a day and that is a good 30,000 IU's under the 'dangerous' dose, well, according to wikipedia anyway.  i must say i laughed at myself for a good 20 minutes but my husband looked very grave and concerned like a good little husband should.

the good little idiot

so everyone understands my complete idiocy let me explain that the only thing that stopped me from taking my 'dose' twice a day was the fact that i didn't want spend money replacing my bottle more than once a month, because i'm a good little cheap-skate.  i'm changing my name to 'owa  tagu sami'.