mtntp: : when i saw this i knew it wouldn't end well

favorite 'p' phrases

2014:

leg shoulder - hip

obo - elbow

newest theory on how God did really create mermaids:
- if God really did create mermaids maybe when he sent his flood the mermaids saw the bones of the people and smelled them and tasted them and then they died. thus mermaids are real they just died of water contamination.
-first theory: God created mermaids but when it was the flood lightening hit the water and they died.

2013:

hosbidle
asposed to
probabaly

'MOMMY come up here please. little duckling has a bump on his head, a real one. will you take him to the bump doctor, the real bump doctor like i went to. you know the bump doctor with the gold fish. will you take him?'

'i becarefuled'

'hishy kisses' - hershey kisses

'can i watch a commercial?' - cartoons

'bemember'

'i'm just firsterated' - frustrated

'look! mouse cheese' - swiss cheese

'yesterday, a longa time a go' - the past

'i'm gonna win ya' ' i winned'

'bye, i'll see you to later.'

2012:

'why for?'

'why for he do that?'

'hisself'

'mooommyyy, you threw your scarf and jacket on the floor. you littered.'

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Friday, September 9, 2011

when i saw this i knew it wouldn't end well

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