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Monday, November 3, 2014

sh*rpies and duct tape

how do you make a disn*y princess when you don't sew??
duct tape.  why duct tape?  because you might be using a dry rotted pillow case that rips when you look at it funny.
sh*rpies are also a must.
as long as she feels perfect it doesn't have to be perfect.
flounder makes more sense when you hold him sideways.  i'm unwilling to hold anything over seven bounds sideways in my arms for 3 blocks for the sake of a halloween parade.
you just have to imagine.
she asked to be elsa or anna after i had started the *riel.  i said no because she would be white noise.
we saw ten of each sister at the parade alone.
it's way cooler to be anna in a grocery store.
i mean, only cool mom's take a princess grocery shopping.
the big night the candy extravaganza.... it rained so we switched to cut up t-shirt hair.
22 full sized candy bars were culled from the hoard.  4 of them were king.... did you see that full pillow case?
we're all going to end up with diabetes.

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