God's 'Living Treasures'

we went on a tour of 'living treasures'.
this means we put on our sucker shirts and shelled out for all the goodies, including the wagon ride.
even in my sucker shirt i think it was worth it.

'where's the food bucket, where's the food bucket, where's the food bucket.'

i've never seen a black swan before.  i was impressed.

so was p.

learning how to feed the deer.

not as impressive as mr. zoo but still uncomfortable making.

jack ass.

not comfortable with this.

p did NOT like him.

i did NOT let p feed him.

feeding a zebra, how cool.

you have no idea who you're messin' with camel.

wagon ride.

eurasian wild horse.

he tried to eat my hand

water buffalo.  i remember hearing that water buffalo will stalk you and trample you into a grease spot.
this was very uncomfortable making.

the watusi cow did not seem annoyed by this.  i was.  you couldn't pay me to make myself unannoyed.

the guide said sit down and i said "um there is a giant horn in my seat".
(i accidentally deleted the better picture of this)
she said "sit on the edge"
no thank you.

the end.