did you allow the intense montage of annoyance, panic, and grief to pass? did the fear of the two sippy cups of milk to one diaper stat with you while you remained undeterred and decided to continue and employ the speedy shopping strategy? i did.
did you also forget your 'sans diaper state' of purse once you got to the store. i did.
did the doomed diaper fail? hers did.
have you ever thrown a package of diapers into your cart, sauntered over to a private corner of the aisle, opened said diapers and then changed a child while they were standing (who fortunately had a very long top on)? i have.
did your child then refuse to put her shorts back on because "it wet"? mine did.
did you then spend another half hour shopping with a child wearing only a shirt and a diaper and no shoes (abandoned by child upon entering the store) in an effort to look like some major WT? i did.
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