fat feet

someone has fat feet.

i'm not going to say who.

suffice it to say that i spent 15 minutes getting the cutest high tops (courtesy of aunt b) on these very fat feet.

it was a serious struggle.
i loosened all the laces....
i pulled back the tongue....
the foot would not go in.
try again.
step one...
step two...
this time i put the foot half in and then commenced a standing position to force the heel down....
no go.
step one....
step two....
this time over the knee, leg up, tap tap tap.
no go.
i took it to the level that the groom in cinderella could only dream of.....i was the groom, pen the ugly step sister.

THERE WAS ROOM FOR THE TOE

the foot was HALF in...

eventually i won (like i always like to do)

note: tears are not from shoes....someone with fat feet wanted to be held.